(Reblogged from rtconfession)
homestuckfluffcanons:

“After Terezi learned to use her sense of smell to see, she had trouble identifying and describing certain colors. Feferi gave her a bunch of rare and expensive candies to see if it would help, which is how she got to try cotton candy (a delicacy on Alternia).”
Suggested by pumpkin-bread

homestuckfluffcanons:

After Terezi learned to use her sense of smell to see, she had trouble identifying and describing certain colors. Feferi gave her a bunch of rare and expensive candies to see if it would help, which is how she got to try cotton candy (a delicacy on Alternia).

Suggested by pumpkin-bread

(Reblogged from homestuckfluffcanons)

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

(Reblogged from cadaverselfie)
(Reblogged from cadaverselfie)

conplex:

littlebitoftroyler:

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

Note this NOW!!!!

SIGNAL BOOST
SIGNAL BOOST

(Source: bodtassbitch)

(Reblogged from magickarin)

chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.
(Reblogged from magickarin)

allyson-wonderlnd:

What I love about Deadpool is that he’s got 2 attractive woman on his side and he’s more excited about Waldo. I love accurate cosplay.

(Source: personifyingchaos)

(Reblogged from magickarin)

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(Reblogged from magickarin)

dei-ryuu:

Moral of this story: Don’t listen to weird playlists when you’re writing fanfiction.  This is what happens.

(Reblogged from magickarin)

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(Reblogged from magickarin)